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There Is Something Going On Now In Mexico That I Happen To Think Is Cruelty To Animals.
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There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to
animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
-- Steve Martin
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
-- Steve Marti...
I believe in 8 of the 10 commandments" -- Steve Marti
It's not what you know, it's what you think you know. -- Steve Marti
Everyone, I think, remembers Voltaire's famous line about freedom of speech.
The version of it that you are familiar with is actually based on a faulty translation....
When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
Now what's the motivation of this? I can't think of any other motivating factor other than you want to hurt the President and help Bill Clinton....
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I don't know what I'd believe in if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. -- Steve Marti
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was.
..an arctic wilderness. -- Steve Marti...