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There Is Something Very Suspicious About A Man Who Keeps His Booze Under Lock And Key.... -- Vila
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There is something very suspicious about a man who keeps
his booze under lock and key....
-- Vila
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A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. -- Paul Valery
You killed someone he loved. . . . Dayne (to Shrinker) And there aren't many of them about.
Avon's not a very loveable man.... -- Vila...
The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
-- Colette...
There isn't a lock I can't open -- if I'm scared enough.... -- Vila
Man who loses key to girls apartment get no new key.
Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
A man who has been the indisputable favourite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of a conqueror.
-- Sigmund Freud...
A man who studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)