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There Never Was A Devil Who Didn't Advise People To Keep Out Of Hell.
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There never was a devil who didn't advise people to keep out of Hell.
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I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married .
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This is your hell. Keep it happy.
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If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.
-- Austin O'Malley...
UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. -- Spanish Proverb