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• Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• It is better to place a fence at the edge of a cliff than to have an ambulance waiting at the bottom.
• Waiting for Godogma.
• Waiting for somedough.
• How does a leader give proof of prowess in a place where a man was observed to stand all of one morning waiting for a pear on a private tree to be blown off by a wind into the stree
  hereby becoming public property?...
• a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.
  ] Homer: You think it's him? -- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Beautiful Soup, so rich and green, Waiting in a hot tureen!
  Who for such dainties would not stoop? Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!...
• Hot Dogma!