There's A Long Hard Road And A Full, Hard Drive And A Sector There Where I Feel Alive Every Bit Of Every Byte Is Written Down Once On The Night Networking, I'm User Friendly.

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There's a long hard road and a full, hard drive
And a sector there where I feel alive
Every bit of every byte
Is written down once on the night
Networking, I'm user friendly..."
-- Warren Zevon, Networking, Transverse City

Your hard-drive was full, so I formatted it to make more space.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
Now, where did I park my hard drive?
It's not hard to get the ideas when they come, they just come.
..it's painful waiting for them. -- Warren Zevo...
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.
Hard Drive is down and the sexdrive is operational!
Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit. -- Lisa, "(Lurleen on Me)
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.

There's A Long Hard Road And A Full, Hard Drive And A Sector There Where I Feel Alive Every Bit Of Every Byte Is Written Down Once On The Night Networking, I'm User Friendly.

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