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• Unix /yoo'niks/ n. [In the authors' words, "A weak pun on Multic
  very early on it was `UNICS'] (also `UNIX') An interactive time-sharing system invented in 1969 by Ken Thompson after Bell Labs left the Multics project, originally so he could play games on his scavenged PDP-7....
• VMS is a text-only adventure game. If you win you can use Unix.
  -- Bill Davidsen (davidsen@crdos1.crd.GE.COM)...
• Unix, Unix, just another Unix. Maybe this time it'll work..... -- Luc Rooijakke
• UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming Language It is the UNIX shell that makes it possible to do applications in a small fraction of the code and time it takes in third generation languages.
  In the shell you process whole files at a time, instead of only a line at a time....
• This is a Unix system. I can do this easy. -- Lex, Jurassic Park
• holy wars n. [from Usenet, but may predate it; common] n.
  flame wars over religious issues. The paper by Danny Cohen that popularized the terms big-endian and little-endian in connection with the LSB-first/MSB-first controversy was entitled "On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace"....
• Unix *is* user friendly. It's just picky about its friends.
• UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.
• core n. Main storage or RAM. Dates from the days of ferrite-core memory
  ow archaic as techspeak most places outside IBM, but also still used in the Unix community and by old-time hackers or those who would sound like them....