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• Two women were talking about that recent birth of quintuplets.
  One woman says, "Did you know that happens only once in four million times?...
• They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair.
  It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest....
• Women and people of low birth are very hard to deal with.
  If you are friendly with them, they get out of hand, and if you keep your distance, they resent it....
• I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like and if you have babies, you have babies.
• Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
• The new birth-control implants have some side effec
  bloating, pimples, and mood swings ... Well, that'll certainly keep me from getting pregnant....
• If you keep your mouth shut you'll never put your foot in it.
• We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances.
  We are opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning....
• ITO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control..