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• I did it! I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
• BPB: Branch on Program Bug
• CPB: Create Program Bug
• Lie: The program is bug free.
• There's no bug in this program. It's the operating system!!
• Quote #582 Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming
  any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp....
• C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.
• C program run. C program crash. C programmer drink.
• C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk.