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• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Strange faces peering out from the bathroom can be pretty frightening if you are not in good health or spirits.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• While walking down a crowded City street the other day
  I heard a little urchin To a comrade turn and say, "Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse, I'd be happy as a clam If only I was de feller dat Me mudder t'inks I am....
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
  How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
• There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
  -- Lee Iacocca...
• You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.
• Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
  -- Robert Benchley...