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• Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
• In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
  -- Second Law of Final Exam...
• Remember: if we all do bad, we all do well. -- Ross Niswanger on final exam
• Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
• First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective....
• However well you do [in your Tripos exams] you always find there's someone from Trinity who's beaten you.
• Bart: [praying] Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road.
  I know I haven't always been a good kid, but, if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back....
• God bless mommy and daddy and President George Bush, for at least as long as Dan Quayle is Vice President.
  -- New American Praye...