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• Confucius say: "Man who stands under naked woman on ladder likely to get rung ideas.
• CORPORAL, n. A man who occupies the lowest rung of the military ladder.
  Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell, Our corporal heroically fell!...
• To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
• When we put our best foot forward, the other one had better be good enough to stand on.
  -- Cullen Hightower, "Quote Magazine...
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder.
  His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder....
• Menenius Agrippa concluded at length with the celebrated fable
  It once happened that all the other members of a man mutinied against the stomach, which they accused as the only idle, uncontributing part in the whole body, while the rest were put to hardships and the expense of much labour to supply and minister to its appetites....
• If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?
  -- Thomas Henry Huxley...
• If you keep your mouth shut you'll never put your foot in it.