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• Piltdown: the pig that made a monkey out of a man...
• Spam: the sound a pig makes hitting the bottom of the elevator shaft.
• (__) \\(oo) /-----\\\/ / | (##) * ||----||" ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes.
• Grimes: God, he eats like a pig. Lenny: I dunno.
  Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck....
• Pig: You can do it, old boy! Homer: Yes I can! [Runs up mountain, then turns and runs back to pig and takes a bite of his arm.
  ] Pig: Yes...that's the spirit!...
• Failed Attempts To Break Records In September 1978 Mr.
  Terry Gripton, of Stafford, failed to break the world shouting record by two and a half decibels....
• When Eudaemonidas heard a philosopher arguing that only a wise man can be a good general, "This is a wonderful speech," said he
  but he that saith it never heard the sound of trumpets....
• A pig on a mountain sees more than a wise man with a bag over his head.
• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...