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• It is no good trying to teach people who need to be taught -- Aleister Crowley
• The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to say "Do you speak English?
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• Homer: Look, I get enough admiration and respect at work!
  I don't need it here at home! -- No argument from Bart, "Homer Defined...
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• There is no security on earth; there is only opportunity. Gen. Douglas MacArthu
• Always obey your superiors--if you have any. -- Mark Twai
• INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION: Knows more than superiors. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
• Values are caught, not taught. -- Dobso