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The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day
you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason
Related:
When you leave New York you're camping out. -- Jackie Gleaso
Yielding more wholesome food than all the messes That now taste-curious wanton plenty dresses.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part i...
In the jaws of death.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iv...
And away we go! -- Jackie Gleaso
Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat.
Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added luxury that you never feel hungry....
Apoplexie and lethargie, As forlorn hope, assault the enemy.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull, Wolfe, lion, horse.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...
The Hustler Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool. --Paul Newman to Jackie Gleaso
In every hedge and ditch both day and night We fear our death, of every leafe affright.
-- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...