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• A suspicious parent makes an artful child. -- Haliburto
• How's your new job at the factory? one guy asked another.
  I'm not going back there. Why not? For many reasons, he answered....
• Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. -- Miguel de Unamuno
• The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
• In order not to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
  -- Don Marqui...
• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi
• One of those things which is so simple that even a child can operate it is a parent.