The Secret To A Long Life Is To Stay Busy, Get Plenty Of Exercise, And Don't Drink Too Much.

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The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't
drink too much. Then again,
don't drink to little.
-- Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen

You obviously had too much to drink again last night!
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be!
-- Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote...
Life is too short to drink cheap beer!
Life is too short to drink cheap wine!
Blood will tell, but it often tells too much. -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)
Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
Life is a terminal illness. -- Don Wallace

The Secret To A Long Life Is To Stay Busy, Get Plenty Of Exercise, And Don't Drink Too Much.

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