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• There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music!
• Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. -- Kin Hubbard
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. HUBBARD
• I don't know what it is about reggea music, but it gives me the munchies every time.
• There are two days about which nobody should ever hurry, and these are yesterday and tomorrow.
  -- Robert Jones Burdette, clergyman and humori...
• Either he's playing classical music at 78 RPM, or I'm still dreaming. -- CALVIN AND HOBBES
• Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
  -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Saying...
• After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
• Nobody ever gives up their seat for you.