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• Church of the SubGenius n. A mutant offshoot of Discordianism launched in 1981 as a spoof of fundamentalist Christianity by the `Reverend' Ivan Stang
  a brilliant satirist with a gift for promotion....
• Church of the SubGenius: n. A mutant offshoot of {Discordianism} launched in 1981 as a spoof of fundamentalist Christianity by the `Reverend' Ivan Stang
  a brilliant satirist with a gift for promotion....
• If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty.
  You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_....
• A poet soaring in the high reason of his fancies, with his garland and singing robes about him.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- The Reason of Church Government, Introduction, Book ii...
• I was so free with him as not to mince the matter.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, The Author's Preface...
• When you see someone across the room and suddenly know for a fact that he's the most wonderful man on earth, you've got instant lust on your hands.
  Something about the way his tie is knotted is infinitely intriguing to you, and the swell of his bicep causes inner turmoil....
• Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
  -- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Ivan Stang says "Bob" said it; I believe it; that settles it.
• An honest man's word is as good as his bond. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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