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These Sort Of Boobies Think That People Come To Balls To Do Nothing But Dance
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These sort of boobies think that people come to balls to do nothing but
dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is either
to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after someone
else's wife.
Related:
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Never question your wife's judgement; look at whom she married.
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Pelorat sighed. "I will never understand people.
"There's nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else....
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.
-- Peter's Law of Substitutio...
Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.