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• Penthouse Magazine says Jimmy Swaggart hates Catholics.
  He does not. He does hate what he thinks Catholics are, but there are not any of these around....
• I like all kinds of spreads. Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Do what you think is best for you and follow your dreams.
  Don't listen to negative comments from anyone else....
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow.
• Where do you think the chaos came from?