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• The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
• A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
  This is usually true, unless of course, you miss your exit....
• Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
  -- Doctor, The Time Warrio...
• Back fence: shortest distance between two gossips...
• The shortest distance between two Points is a BossNode.
• The shortest distance between two points is under repair.
• The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
• The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.