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• The staff is racing madly around the room.
• You look at some of these races around the country and you think it's a damn shame somebody has to win.
  -- David Letterman on ugly campaig...
• Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
• walking drives n. An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days when they were huge, clunky washing machines.
  Those old dinosaur parts carried terrific angular momentum...
• walking drives: n. An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days when they were huge, clunky {washing machine}s.
  Those old {dinosaur} parts carried terrific angular momentum...
• CHPAMR: CHase Pointers Around Machine Room
• The staff has turned into a cobra and killed you.
• Childish game: one at which your spouse beats you.