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The Star Of Riches Is Shining Upon You. Unfortunately The Roof Of Your House Is Blocking Its Rays.
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The star of riches is shining upon you.
Unfortunately the roof of your house is blocking its rays.
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The star of riches is shining upon you.
The time to fix the roof is when the sun is shining.
Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
Anybody in the audience with a New York license plate BL 758367458959473 62847456578392610284 will you kindly move it.
Your license plate is blocking traffic. -- Bill Dana...
The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...
You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil.
Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurn....