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• Birthday parties always end in tears. Enough is never enough.
  The sun always rises in the baby's bedroom window....
• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• The sun is not kind to plastic or people.
• The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning.
  The sky must get awfully crowded. -- Steven Wrigh...
• The sun rises over the earth: The image of Progress.
  Thus the superior man himself Brightens his bright virtue...
• Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
• People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone else can be of another person.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...