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The Sun Comes Up Too Early For My Liking!
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The sun comes up too early for my liking!
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My other computer is a SUN, too.
Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
[cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [Lisa walks out] Lisa, the Blob has got me!...
Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Julie...
Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death....