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• The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• On the floor sit 200 neatly stacked Zorkmid bills.
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $...
• Lap-top: Smaller and lighter than the average secretary.
  Portable: Smaller and lighter than the average refrigerator....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper from a citizen of the state of Impecunia.
  "Two years ago our neighboring state, Lucria, began a state lottery to supplement tax revenues for education and public health....
• National Needs Department: What this nation dearly needs is a tax system which looks like it was designed for some purpose other than robbery.
• The average human being only uses 10% of his or her mind.
  -- Scientific studies "...and the rest is taken up by the operating system....
• Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.