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The Teacher Told The Young Student To Put On A New Pair Of Underwear Pants Each Day, And The Kid Did.
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The teacher told the young student to put on a new pair of underwear pants
each day, and the kid did. At the end of two weeks, he could no longer get
his ordinary pants on!
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