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• Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
• The Universe is thronged with fire and light, And we but smaller suns, which, skinned, trapped and kept Enshrined in blood and precious bones, hold back the night.
  -- Ray Bradbury...
• Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard.
  It is fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p....
• Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much. -- F.D.Roosevelt (Feb. 23, 1942)
• Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
  So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....
• Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
  So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....
• English cuisine is generally so threadbare that for years there has been a gentlemen's agreement in the civilized world to allow the Brits preeminence in the matter of tea - which
  after all, comes down to little more than the ability to boil water....
• That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
  Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....