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The Theory Used To Be That You Marry An Older Man Because They Are More Mature.
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The theory used to be that you marry an older man because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger
one.
Related:
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins. Jebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville?...
Mature software: code old enough that for every bug fixed, one or more new bugs are created.
-- Karl Lehenbaue...
If you don't think women are EXPENSIVE, marry one.
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?
If all men were brothers, would you want one to marry your sister?
-- the title of a Theodore Sturgeon short story....
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb