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  This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
• I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution.
  All will be suspended, and I don't care if it wrecks the National League for five years....
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (first verse) I got this bark letter the other day, "Stop using our trademark or you will pay".
  I said "Ha" and threw it in the trash, Oh but then those lawyers got very rash, Lawsuits, subpoenas, the accusations came, All their attacks were truly lame, They said, "You've committed quite a sin!...
• Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
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  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....