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The Trouble With America Is That There Are Far Too Many Wide-open Spaces Surrounded By Teeth.
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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open
spaces surrounded by teeth.
-- Charles Luckman
Related:
The brain of an American is full of wide open spaces.
Preserve the wild open spaces.
Success is that old ABC -- ability, breaks, and courage. -- Charles Luckma
It has come to our attention that there are far far too many nude mice in North America today.
Help stamp out nude mice. (This is a Public Service Announcement)...
SCSI's too wide.
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. -- O'Toole's Axiom
The game's a little bit wide open again.