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The Trouble With Being Quoted A Lot Is That It Makes Other People Think You're Quoting Yourself When In Fact You're Merely Repeating Yourself.
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The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're
quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.
-- Larry Wall
Related:
Hell is yourself. When you ignore other people completely, that is hell.
-- Tennessee Williams (1914-1983) quoted in Time 9 March 1962...
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. -- Bobby Slayto
How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
If you are not for yourself, who will be for you? If you are for yourself, then what are you?
If not now, when?...
A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...
Divorce is painful. There's an easy way to save yourself a lot of trouble.
Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. -- Pat Paulse...
Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
Think for yourself - You're being brainwashed.
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?