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• We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
• Tact is for weenies.
• CATS ARE IT!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• TACT: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
• Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
• The trouble with you Is the trouble with me. Got two good eyes But we still don't see.
  -- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead...
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure.Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild One