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• The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• We are never more true to ourselves than when we are inconsistent.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Intentions" (1891)...
• When the music played, I heard the sound I had to follow!
• A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labeled i
  on, And filed him away on a shelf....
• Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let Bob come over?
• I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives but women when they love give everything.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• The Worst Musical Trio There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument.
  This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was owed a personal favour by Georges Enesco, the celebrated violinist....