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• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• Quote #3 `The appropriate length of a name is inversely proportional to the size of its scope.
  ' -- Mark-Jason Dominus (shouldn't it be "proportional" - larger scope, larger name????)...
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
• The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
• The amount of flak on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.
• The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
  -- G. Robert McLaughli...
• The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.