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• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Is an atheist church a non-prophet organization?
• The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.
  -- Joan Baez...
• I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
  You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information....
• You're not the <only> one who can abuse a non-profit organization!
  -- Homer, "Brother from the Same Plane...
• The best prophet of the future is the past.
• There is no god, and Murphy is his prophet.