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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• ASCII art n. The fine art of drawing diagrams using the ASCII character set (mainly |, -, /, \, and +).
  Also known as `character graphics' or `ASCII graphics'...
• Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
  (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises....
• My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel.
  The first dog I saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back....
• A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
  Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
  I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• It's an old, seedy, run-down gymnasium on the lower West Side catering to young and old boxers.
  Amidst the yelling, the smell of fighters sweating, punching bags and each other, one of the boxers comes over to his corner following three rounds of heavy hitting and says to his manager, "I really want a shot at the kid, Kid Jackson....