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The Witty Man Merely Says What You Would Have Said If You Had Thought Of It.
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The witty man merely says what you would have said if you had thought of
it.
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You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
It's not plagiarism if you would have said it the same way had you said it first.
-- The Law of Imitation It's not plagiarism if you would have said it the same way had you said it first....
Confidence is what you had before you realized that you didn't have what you thought you had and now you need.
If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?
here is no answer to be made. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap....
Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
You are witty and fond of fun.