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• The most important things to do in this world are to get something to eat, somthing to drink and somebody to love you.
  -- Brendan Behan, in "Weekend", 1968...
• The world is a madhouse...that's why it makes sense.
• When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• The saddest moment in a person's life comes only once. -- Brendan Franci
• So many idiots, too few flame-throwers.
• I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.
  I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer....