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• The world is an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire)
  The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit....
• Two inches taller than spherical.
• The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.
• I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
  1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
• Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world (Deltas by Shlomi Fish) Judaism
  God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you take the blame for it anyways....
• First, assume a spherical cow of uniform density...
• A miss is as good as a mile.
• Antelope freeway--1/1024 mile.