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The Worlds Worst Children Always Live Next Door, Even If You Move! -- Confucius Say
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The worlds worst children
always live next door, even if you move!
-- Confucius Says
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Abort, Retry, Fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room.
And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them...
Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. -- Confucius Say
Mother of 32 children says, "I'm going for the worlds record!
How little you know about the age in which you live, if you figure that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
-- Confucius Say...
Always read over the letters you write, or some damn fool is going to think they have found a kindred spirit.
-- Confucius Say...
In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
Ehre's Double-Door Law...
You can tell the whole truth to all of the people every time, and most won't listen.
Many will misunderstand, a few will comprehend what you are doing and ignore you, and one or two might even listen....
Never start a game of Monopoly, if you smell smoke! -- Confucius Say
You are the servant of words uttererd, the master of those suppressed. -- Confucius Say