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• Nutty as a fruitcake.
• I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• Remembrance of Things Past": an enormous fruitcake laced with cyanide. -- Edward Abbey
• In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
  The last is much the worst, the last is the real tragedy. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. -- Johnny Carso
• In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?