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A Shower Is The Halfway Point Between Bed And World.
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A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
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Rennie's Law of Public Transit: If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.
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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
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In a fight between you and the world, back the world.