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• The trouble with playing a trick on a highly intelligent man like Mr.
  Teller is that the *time* it takes him to figure out from the moment that he sees there is something wrong until he understands exactly what happened is too damn small to give you any pleasure!...
• descramble code needed from software company
• footprint n. 1. The floor or desk area taken up by a piece of hardware.
  2. [IBM] The audit trail (if any) left by a crashed program (often in plural, `footprints')....
• dusty deck n. Old software (especially applications) which one is obliged to remain compatible with
  or to maintain (DP types call this `legacy code', a term hackers consider smarmy and excessively reverent)....
• dusty deck: n. Old software (especially applications) which one is obliged to remain compatible with
  or to maintain ({DP} types call this `legacy code', a term hackers consider smarmy and excessively reverent)....
• ABEND: [ABnormal END] /o'bend/, /*-bend'/ n. Abnormal termination (of software)
  {crash}; {lossage}. Derives from an error message on the IBM 360...
• A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
• Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.