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• He has paid dear, very dear, for his whistle.
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• He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. -- Benjamin Frankli
• He that lives upon Hope dies farting. -- Benjamin Frankli
• If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. Benjamin Frankli
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• Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
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• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished. ZSA ZSA GARBOR
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....