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• PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable. -- Ambrose Bierce
• UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• REVOLUTION: A form of government abroad.
• SELFISH, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
  An English sea-captain being asked if he had read "The Exile of Erin," replied...
• FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Done to a turn on the iron, behold Him who to be famous aspired.
  Content? Well, his grill has a plating of gold, And his twistings are greatly admired....
• Revolution, n: A form of government abroad.