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Thinks Moby Dick Is A Kind Of Venereal Disease.
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Thinks Moby Dick is a kind of venereal disease.
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Moby Dick is NOT a social disease!
And Moby Dick for king!
Q: What's six foot long, grey and floats in the ocean? A: Moby's dick.
Venereal-disease authorities deny that runny Eskimo noses transmit a new strain of gonorrhea called polar ice clap.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
-- Herman Melville (1819-1891) "Moby Dick" (1851)...
In another paper delivered today, Paul W. Kinsie of the American Social Health Association warned that, if the moon was to be kept free from venereal disease, prostitution must be banned there.
-- The Realist, November, 1962...
Subject to a kind of disease, which at that time they called lack of money.
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
-- Herman Melville (1819-1891), "Moby Dick...