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• Speak of the Devil and he will hear about it. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• TWICE, adv. Once too often. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• BACKBITE, v.t. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Better late than before anybody has invited you. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ECONOMY, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...