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• At the close of the day when the hamlet is still, And mortals the sweets of forgetfulness prove, When naught but the torrent is heard on the hill, And naught but the nightingale's song in the grove.
  -- James Beattie (1735-1803) -- The Hermi...
• God rest you merry, gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay, For Jesus Christ, our Saviour, Was born upon this day.
• I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
  -- Emo Phillip...
• As half in shade and half in sun This world along its path advances, May that side the sun 's upon Be all that e'er shall meet thy glances!
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Peace be around Thee...
• The good time is approaching, The season is at hand.
  When the merry click of the two-base lick Will be heard throughout the land....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of the Walnut Grove town newspaper.
  "Walnut Grove's town council has advocated switching from EZ Disposal (which has had the contract for trash collection services in Walnut Grove for the past ten years) to ABC Waste, because EZ recently raised its monthly fee from $...
• Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
• Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.