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• In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
• Life is getting better all the time.
• The best keeps getting better!
• Windows are all the rage these days. It's just as I've always claimed
  the world just keeps getting more and more X-centric....
• Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
• Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once.
  Lately it doesn't seem to be working....
• Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.